Wednesday, September 15, 2010

>Love Story Part 2 Finale

>Later that night.
>Go over to her house
>Look around 
>It's very neat
>She comes out of her bedroom
>Screams at me tells me to "Get the fuck out"
>Then we fucked out

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

>Love Story Part 1

>Get off the bus 
>Walk down the sidewalk
>The sign says "stop" so I stand and wait there
>A girl walks next to me
>Do a quick peek at her
>She was looking at me
>She wants to fuck...

>What a Twist!!

>Taking a shower
>No place on the shelves so I placed the shampoo bottle on the floor
>Bend down to get some hair out of the drain.
>Be a little girl living with my father
>Suddenly, I get sick
>Dad works his ass off to buy my medicines
>It seems that I will die anyways
>Always play with these two twins, get letters from some nice guy that lives in a mansion, still happy despite everything
>Town gets invaded by monsters, people get murdered
>I get kidnapped by this weird guy.
>Dad kills the guys that end up not being so bad, In fact they are good and were going to save the day
>Humanity ends.

>Showeran

>Taking a shower
>No place on the shelves so I placed the shampoo bottle on the floor
>Bend down to get some hair out of the drain.
>Slip and fall
>My face

>The Best Fashion Show Ever

>Girl I like asks me to do a school fashion show
>Say yes
>Guy that had to wear speeds dropped out
>I fill in for him
>Try not to get a boner on stage while wearing them on stage
>All goes well
>When I get off stage everyone tells me my left testicle was hanging out

>Inspection Day

>Spend all night fapping to cinemax pronz 
>Wake up go to school
>Penis inspection day
>Gym teacher suspicious
>Get called out

>"Gay Kid"

>hanging out with the cool kids
>feel accepted
>cool kids start bullying Jacob the Geek
>leader of the cool kids pulls Jacob's pants down
>everyone laughs
>I go down and pretend to suck Jacob's dick as part of the joke because I wanted to be funny
>my lips accidently touch his dick
>room immediately goes silent
>girl in the back screams
>guys all attack me and call me "gay kid"
>have to switch schools